3 Olives Loopy Vodka. *Sigh…here we go.
As I close my eyes and breathe in the rich scents of this “naturally” flavored Vodka, my free association leads me to images of Toucan Sam smashed out of his mind. I also see Charles Bukowski waking up and making himself breakfast.
Nose
First whiff gives off a strong smell of soggy Fruit Loops that have been sitting in milk for a long time, with the addition of quadruple distilled, English luxury neutral grain spirit.
Second whiff reveals citrus car air freshener and Pine Sol all purpose cleanser with just a hint of dryer sheet. Nuanced.
Mouth
It really does taste like Fruit Loops, but which one? Fruity Confetti? Tropical Forest? Jungleberry Swirls? Melonberry Pink? I’d say Rainbow Forest for sure. Quite sweet and syrupy, perhaps somewhere between a flavored vodka and a liqueur, with the Pine Sol making a second cameo. Accompanying the essence of Fruit Loops is mixed pasteurized citrus, heavy on the lemon and grapefruit, along with something reminiscent of Purple Drank, Kool-Aid and SunnyD. Hmmm Kelloggs, Procter & Gamble and Kraft Foods, 3 of the largest consumer products makers all repped in one bottle of vodka? Sounds like a good time, tastes like a bad one.
Recipes:
WhiteTrash Russian
1 oz 3 Olives Loopy Vodka
1 oz Coffee Liqueur
1 oz Cream
Build in a rocks glass
Garnish with…Fruit Loops?
Brunch In The Trailer Park
1.5 oz 3 Olives Loopy Vodka
1 oz Cream
.5 oz Simple syrup
.25 Lemon Juice
.25 Lime Juice
1 egg white
5 drops orange flower water
Dry shake, shake with ice for a really long time
Strain into a chilled highball glass, no ice
Top with soda
Garnish with a single Fruit Loop
Not in the mood for a Zima or Smirnoff Ice?
Jailbait Highball
2 oz 3 Olives Loopy Vodka
Top with Lemon Lime Soda
Garnish with…Fruit Loops
8 Comments
Man, something really needs to be done about these random a** vodka flavors smh.
They’re not even flavors; that’s the terrible part. What flavor is Loopy? What does Gummy taste like, or even Bubble or Purple??? This child’s play has turned into an outrage.
Yesterday I came face to face with a ginormous ad for Smirnoff’s new flavors of Fluffed Marshmallow and Whipped Cream (whatever that means) available in sweetened 60 proof form, eliminating the need to mix your vodka with sugar.. or cream flavorings. Pedophiles everywhere are rejoicing.
Actually the Loopy Vodka is really good, bought it the first time yesterday, it literally tastes like im eating a spoonfull of fruit loops it’s delicious. mixed it with strawberry soda, gonna try bailys cream today.
How do some of these flavors (Gummi, Fruit Loopy, Whipped Cream, Cupcake, assorted candy) even get approved by DISCUS?
wow, your an idiot if you have no idea what loopy flavor is lol
I was very much against all of these crazy flavors of vodka at first.
What did they start off with…Pinnacle whipped cream vodka? I remember
trying that first back in ’10. It’s like Pinnacle and Three Olives are competing on which vodka can be more crazy! Cookie dough, cake, gummy, bubble gum, chocolate whipped cream, marshmellow, atomic(fireball flavored vodka), cotton candy the list goes on. I really didn’t find this cool at first. But now I’m a little intrigued
I bought loopy the other day. I can’t WAIT to try it!
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